You leap into the toilet- wonderful, chill water engulf you. You feel invigorated, alive, rejuvenate by the by your new found aquatic domain.
The door opens and a generously proportioned & familiar bottom eclipses the sunlights beaming through the window.
Roaring flatulence brings about a gooey, brown & immediate death.
You suffocate under the sheer mass of the revolting substance.